I would love to overrun Twitter and Facebook with updates of things that cross my mind that don't matter that much but seem important because this is the closest I've been to hyper in a while.
I want to watch Doctor Who so badly. And I want to wear a poncho, except that it would be hot. So I want to go camping and wear a poncho, and quote Doctor Who.
I want to play Portal 2. I saw a cake with portals, and I WANT TO THINK WITH PORTALS.
I'm almost done with the DVDs of Lavern & Shirley I have right now. Tear.
My girl scout Thin Mints taste delicious, but I wonder if they're saltier than anyone else's. Spell check, I don't care if "else's" supposedly isn't a word. How else would I say it?
I want to kiss fluffy things. I have my two kitties... MUAHAHAHA...
"I'll point off into the distance dramatically and plaster a fake smile on my face, because they've taken this picture like, seven times already and made me late to class! Damn my good-looking hair!" What people might be thinking in photos...
"I'm actually enjoying this. I'm freaking dangling from a rope! WHOOOOO!" What another person might be thinking in a photo.
"Am I really a blur... or am I a ghost?" Another person in a photo.
Eat ALL the vegetables!
Your food poops on my food? Well, your food wouldn't have any poop if not for my food. And that's a burn.
Hangnails are horrendously horrible.
If the shoe fits, go to a white building. And if the building fits the door, then my my, that's a mighty fine door you've got there. I want to paint something on the front door of my house someday. Not this one. My parents would be supah mad.
Do you like lettuce?
Hahahahahaha.... even I'm not crazy enough to expose some thoughts to the interwebz.
Jazzhandsdramaticpanningshotwithchangingfacialexpressiooooooons!
Dear person, I'm not sure if you're reading this. But if you are, know that people care about you. Sincerely, Anonymous.
I like the color orange, but not with light blue. And I just realized that Firefox partially goes against this! Noooooo! Green is also a good color.
My Spanish book's first page is pretty legit. Now just, like... sixteen more to go.
I don't want to read The Grapes of Wrath anymore. It's not that it's a bad book, but how Steinbeck repeats the same (not super common) word within two sentences, without purpose... GAH. Also, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is really good, thus far. Ransom Riggs has the exact opposite problem that Steinbeck has. Which isn't a problem! I like that he uses words with purpose.
Also, I get butterflies when Emma's flirting with Jacob.
I like mugs. Unless they remind me of the '70s for some reason.
My hand is cold. I shall stop typing soon.
HAPPY HANKO DE MAYO!!! DFTBA
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