Vamppppppp....

"The sun'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun!"

Do you smell it? That's EVIL in the air. That song is the making of terribleness.

I was very happy when it was nice and warm and snowing yesterday. But today the world's decided to be all drippy droopy icy sunny COLD. Yuck. I don't care if some people like sunlight. It just makes the world unpleasant in the winter. Clouds are meant to be! Still don't think so? Then fine, I be a vampire, and I like it. :[* You go live in your beach houses, and palm tree ridden grounds, and places where the spiders are the size of your hand, and I'll be just happy here where the snow falls and the sun doesn't shine so much. (Come on Utah, all the vampires will thank you if you snow more.)

Now now now, don't get me wrong, I love sprin- ha ha ha ha ha! Wait, what am I saying? I DISLIKE SPRING IN THE EXTREME. Dislike spring extremely. Have an extreme dislike for spring.

Hello my name is Dracula, # ,~
My clothing is all blackula, ~ *
I drive a Cadillacula,
I am a maniacula,
I drink blood for a snackula,
Your neck I will attackula,
With teeth sharp as tackula,
At dawn I hit the sackula,
Tomorrow I'll be backula.

^I find it kinda funny that in second grade when we were putting this in our poem book, a kid sitting next to me got a bloody nose and got blood on my paper. See? It's still there, right next to the "Dracula, blackula" lines.

And on the eighth day god said, "Let there be color guard!"
Along with, you know, darkness... since I'm all vamp-y today and all.

Vampires I wish to be (best to worst):
Darren Shan
Spike
Angel
Dracula
Vampaneze
Scooby Doo villain
Vacuum cleaner
Twilight - bad (red eyes)
Twilight - good (gold eyes)

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. I eat you. (^^^)