New Moon

Saw New Moon today! It was a really good movie, WAY WAY WAY A BILLION TIMES BETTER than the first one. First one pretty much, to put it nicely... well, there's no other way to really say it. It sucked. I hope the third one is good too. Different directors, different outcomes, hopefully the next one is good too!

What bugs me about Twilight?
1) People's obsession. OME! Oh my EDWARD! Ahh! OCD! Obsessive Cullen Disorder! Giggle giggle! YEAH. DISORDER. So go get yourself some help and let me be in peace.
2) The first movie. As previously mentioned, it stunk. Terribly! Never, ever again should a movie be so LOLing stupid when it's not supposed to be.
3) The fourth book. STINKEROO. Yeah, yeah, Bella's having a baby! Oh no! Now she's a vampire! What now?? Now there's Jacob! Oh no! The Volturi might be coming! What now! Yeah. I just condensed four hundred pages of that flipping book into four short statements that I could have fit into one sentence. There was no interesting plot! It sat there forever. Ohhh, so now Bella's a vampire because she almost died, and she didn't scream because she just knew it would pain Edward! So now she has the power of self control. We're so proud of our Bella. So proud. SO STOP LEAPING THROUGH THE FOREST AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!! I actually gave up on this book about one or two hundred pages from the end because I was bored to death with it.
4) Firefox, because it keeps crashing on me, so it deserves to go into the trash heap with stuff that bugs me.
5) My sister dislikes all of the kissing. And Edward and Bella. I agree with the whole thing... except, if she had at any point kissed Jacob...

So, yeah. Jacob definitely deserved Bella more. Edward could just go away...

Edward is right down the list of "favorite Cullens" next to Rosalie. I don't like her much. So, it's Alice, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper, Esme?, Edward, Rosalie. I really don't like Rosalie much... but anyway.

THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER: This episode: Writing notes of boredom in Spanish class, period 7
It's 7th period... Spanish...
Ah, ya smell that? That's drama. If you missed out on stuff during the day, you can always get grossed out by students during this period. Oh joy. Three minutes in and I've already heard way too much than I would ever want to share with my future self.
(insert drawing of glasses with the outline blurry, with BLURRY? written on the front board)
Thank goodness I have contacts.
Fifteen minutes in... and I'm bored already...
Twenty minutes... I'm surprised that I can understand any of this movie.
(Insert drawing of a hat)
I'm wearing a hat, so I can run ten feet behind a girl on a bike and not be noticed... I'm just THAT great of a spy. Shhh...
(Insert drawing of a monster eating a barbie... or very small human figure)
Five more minutes! End faaaaaaaster...

Tada! That's my seventh period on paper. I love my pens. :)