Totally Random

How do I speak to a plastic bag? "Die! Die!"

I bet you could overdose on M&M's. What a sad way to die.

OOh! I just remembered! I'm wearing earrings!

I wonder if we'll start in the middle of a pool. That would be hard to do though, because it'd be difficult to get to the cornucopia... it'd be easier if we were really dying, rather than getting wet. Depressing.

Why does my name start with an R? Why not... oh, maybe... a T? Tachel? Okay. Maybe not.

Mahnahmahnah! Doo dooo do do do! Mahnahmahnah! Do do do do! And it all started with a little banana...

If I had a fountain, the figure spouting water would be wearing clothing.

I wish I had a fountain. Ooh! Like the one in Jordan Landing.

I so want to see Drum Corps! AHHHH! I wanna! I wanna!

I'd probably fail at sword fighting. Because some swords is heavy. And it's harder mentally to kill people with a sword than look pretty with one. o.O Thou shalt not kill.

My rifle has little red lines all over it after practice today. Not to self: remove nail polish completely before spinning.

Why is toilet paper sometimes called "bath tissue"? You don't bathe with it... Well, I guess it's better than some -scratch that, most- alternatives.

Why do they make puzzle books in "GIANT" versions? If you have the time to get through a single GIANT puzzle book in a year, be worried, and get another hobby. You'll be happier.

Have you ever realized how easy resurrection is if you're a cartoon? They never really die. Or else, they're just a super cat, with a billion gazillion lives.

Mamma Mia! Here I go again, my my, la la la la Spy Kids!

Why are flies so noisy? Dragonflies are a lot bigger, and they're a lot quieter too. Flies must just be those people who are always around you, saying "Guess what? Guess what? Chicken butt! HA HA HA HA!", then they run into another window, and you wish the window would just break and they would go through it and wander aimlessly in the general direction of away.

Jenny, don't change your number! 867-5309!

If I were any animal for a day, I'd want to be one of those blind fish that live in deep caves. No clue why.

Gollum/Smeagol always creeped me out in Lord of the Rings. But not Legolas! Because his hair is brilliant. : )

I wonder what it's like to be electricity. Probably like Kenna with Pixie Sticks, Skittles, Mountain Dews, Monsters, and the accomplishment of catching a quadruple within her. I could see this. Well, kinda... it'd be quite fast.

Sticky notes! I'm afraid to know what sort of unnatural thing makes them sticky. o.O

I've been getting random songs stuck in my head today -- Rammstein, "Du Hast", which I haven't listened to since my brother was obsessed... um, at least 2 years?

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important message.
We regrettably must announce that Rachel Maria was the second of 11 (12 if the last commits suicide. NOT THE BERRIES!!) tributes killed during the Imitation Hunger Games 2010. Just after her death, she told an imaginary reporter the following, "I'm not sad that I died, I think that everyone else should be sad. Because now that I'm here, I'll get cozy with the big man and make it rain, and everyone will die ironic deaths. MWAHAHAHA!" before departing and heading upwards towards her true home. She now is again in the home of her father (and mother, and sister, and brother, and 2 cats, and 2 rats), where awaited a stack of patient books, and she is happily accomplishing the lifelong goal of being one of the living dead.
As the IHG 2010 may still be going on, the announcement of the winner will be at a later time. A whistle blow of a recorder is sounded in the memory of this 9th tribute.
Thank you. Now returning to the usual broadcast.

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