Vroom!

ISN'T IT SO WEIRD how I always fall asleep if I'm in a car for about 20 minutes? Yeah. :o

Anyway. I had a pleasant trip to the doctor today. More pleasant than usual, at least. (No, no, no, nothing's wrong.) AND, for some reason, everyone felt like talking about driving today... Like how to drive in snow... Like stupid drivers... Like how I could get my permit soon... :P

I freaking love driving a vacuum -oddly enough- but as for cars? I. Don't. Want. To. Drive.

I'll learn, since it's pretty important... but... blech. :P Why don't I want to drive? 2 words: Stupid. People.

There have been many times that I am in cars with my friends and randomly yell at people out the window to stop texting/putting on makeup/talking on their cell phone/eating fries from their lap/reaching into the back seat and watch the freaking road. Or just stop being a stupid driver in general.

The advice given to me when I complained about stupid drivers? Treat everyone doing the "stop doing these" above as stupid drivers and expect that they'll do unexpected stupid things.

You know what my favorite commercials used to be? ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.

It would be oh so much easier if suddenly everyone were smart drivers. :)

((Poof! Bang! Alacazam! You're now smart drivers! Truck or minivan! Zoom! Splat! Boom! Sectumsempra! -- Oooops, uh oh...))