Ha ha ha... I freaking love my little sister. :D
I'm cheating on my science fair project. I'm not going to say mean things OR nice things to my plants today. Shh...
I've been good, I've yelled at them every day this month, except of course, today... and goodness, I don't feel up to yelling at a plant.
Examples of what I would end up saying: "Oh, yeah, great leaves today. Did you do that browning on the edges yourself? It looks great. And, uh, that soil. Fantastic." or "You little meany plant you. You late you... (well that didn't make any sense).... yeah... you plant... of the plantnessocity of plants..."
Yeah. I don't think it'd be fantastic.
So just be quiet about it and chill on the fact that, uh, my plants' leaves are browning. Great! Yeah...
You really should record yourself yelling at your plants, so you just have to push play instead of yelling at your plants.
ReplyDeleteThe plants would get suspicious if they heard the same thing over and over and over again... every day...
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