Plants

I have to yell at my plants (and make sure that I actually do) for this whole month. It wouldn't be too bad, but five minutes seems like a really long time when you're talking to a plant.

Sometimes I feel really guilty when I say mean things to the negative plant, and then go behind its back to say nice thing to the positive. Poor plant. Science stinks sometimes.

I sometimes wonder how plants go in to play any part in candy. Does candy even count as food?? It's so processed that it doesn't seem like ever a part of a plant.

Plants are awesome. Photosynthesis is awesome. Fall is awesome. Life is awesome.