Today I worked the concessions stand for the games up at the U! It was reallllllly fun. I <3 cash registers (and not JUST because they contain money)!
Ischial tuberosity! AH, the funny-ness and fishbowls of color guard. "Ischial tuberosity" is your butt bones, in case you totally wanted to know.
"Bratwurst without onions! WAIT WAIT! NEVERMIND!!" My third customer. My third mistake. Luckily, I got better! It went from taking forever to being, like, no time at all!
"Brats! Drinks! Burgers!" What a lovely sort of sign. Of COURSE, I would love to buy a few brats... take some home with me...
Gate K U of U Studen, Gate J U of U Student. Well, what if I'm almost a U of U student? It's so nice that they thought ahead just for me.
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Who lives on Truly Lane? Well, she's married to the muffin man. The muffin man? The muffin man!
I hereby swear that from this day forward, whenever possible, I will heat my Sour Patch Kids before consumption.
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BYU!
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Booo... Utah all the way!!
ReplyDeleteThat day was actually "support your favorite college" day at school. So we had a few kids wearing BYU stuff to the concessions stand, and they were convinced they would get mugged...